Happy (Almost) Thanksgiving! 


Hello! Thanksgiving is two days away and Dave and I are hosting this year. Tomorrow is going to consist of me freaking out, panicking and most likely crying at some point as I prepare the house and the food. But I’m looking forward to it! Looking forward to Thursday, that is. It is my favorite […]

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Austin Trip, Day 3 / Gonzales Day Trip


I must confess, Texas is growing on me. Being from the north,  I have just sort of vaguely perceived Texas as that stereotypical gun-totin’, bible-thumpin’, George Bush-lovin’ redneck-filled, secession-desiring wild land. Maybe it is, but it’s still got a lot of wide open space and that’s alright by me. (Just kidding- I know a lot […]

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Austin Trip, Day 2


What is with this bed? I just sat down to bang out this quick blog post and I want to just lay down and sleep immediately.  There’s not a whole lot to write about today.  We were in a conference room most of the day, but it was rainy anyway so I don’t feel so […]

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I Can’t Want To!


When my brother Kris was little and our mom would ask him why he wasn’t doing something that she had asked him to do, his response was, “I can’t want to!”  It became a joke in our family because even though it may sound like improper grammar, it actually makes sense. When you’re apathetic about […]

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10 Minute Write


In one of my high school English classes, the teacher often started class with a “10 Minute Write” based on something we had been reading or discussing at the time.  These pieces of writing were never anything spectacular on their own but often served as a rough draft for something else. I loved having the […]

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Lunch Break Post


Coming at you live from my car! I gave myself 25 minutes on the timer to write a quick post. I really want to write more but it’s so easy to make excuses about not having enough time or whatever. Many of my coworkers insist on working right through lunch. They say they don’t have […]

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Magnificent Mammaries


Today I’m going to talk about breasts. Boobies, melons, sweater-stretchers. Snuggle-pups or sweater kittens. Whatever you call them, there’s no denying that people spend a lot of time thinking about these glorious glands. In my growing-up years, my friends and I gleefully anticipated growing ample bosoms in our teen years. We practiced by stuffing all manner […]

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Procrastinator Extraordinaire


Hi, I’m Heather and I’m a procrastinator. I know most everyone can admit to some procrastination here and there. We all have tasks we put off for one reason or another. I’m sure there is at least one person out there who is a more extreme procrastinator than I am, but I don’t know them personally. I […]

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